Sardu, master of the Theatre of the Macabre, and his assistant Ralphus run a show in which, under the guise of 'magic', they torture and murder people in front of their audience. But what the punters see as a trick is actually real.

The three chief executives of Creative Concepts Systems & Procedures Brothers Unlimited Inc. of New York are in hot water as their latest venture has been a huge failure, and their Mafia investor, "Mr. Big", wants his $500,000 within 24 hours, or else. So Jimmy, a courier who over hears their plight, suggests they make a porno movie as an easy way of getting back the lost money.

A modernized adaptation of William Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night".

A XXX parody of MASH with military nurses taking extra special care of their patients.

Steve and Linda need a new idea for their latest film, so they toss around a number of ideas: how about a naive young virgin being romanced and seduced by an older man; or an attractive woman who's attracted to her old and senile husban's young chauffeur; or the gangster who tricks his boss' gold-digging wife into going to bed with him for free (she got screwed in two different ways); or the guy who sleeps with his friends' wife the gets her to pretend she's someone else for her blindfolded husband; or the school teacher who lives with a hillbilly couple and convinces the superstitous girl that he can change her into a mare with his special "magic". Steve and Linda consider the possibilities (in between their own passionate sex out in the rain, in a stream, on waterskis, anywhere they can manage to do it!