Seventeen year-old orphan Chan Ka-Po, afflicted with severe facial swellings, acutely mis-matched ears and with his left eye, is called "Elephant Man" by others. Twenty-five year-old Lee Kut-Chang has the mind of an adult, but only the body of an infant, earned him the nickname of "Glass Bones Man".

The film is about Fen, who hangs out with four total losers who are in "Macho Man" tank tops and what happens. Ching Li plays Selina, who is a commercial director who hires him.

Five hundred years ago, to practice witchcraft, a bat elf forces her sister, Siu-chu to lure strong men so that she can suck their blood. A priest stops Siu-chu from killing two guards by using his supernatural powers. After fighting, both parties are wounded. To help the guards cope with bat elves, the priest gives them string instruments, swords and thousand-year-old snow pearls. Unexpectedly, the guards swallow the snow pearls and it takes them five hundred years to resurrect……