Adopted as a child, new father Mel Colpin decides he cannot name his son until he knows his birth parents, and determines to make a cross-country quest to find them. Accompanied by his wife, Nancy, and an inept yet gorgeous adoption agent, Tina, he departs on an epic road trip that quickly devolves into a farce of mistaken identities, wrong turns, and overzealous and love-struck ATF agents.

A group of High School girls with guns go on a killing spree. They are intent on ridding the world of scummy men.

Men from Russia and the United States join forces to prevent a powerful drug ring from achieving global domination.

Eoj is an alien who won a game show and the grand prize is a trip to earth to have sex with as many earth women as he can. Hildy is a reporter who is writing a biography on Eoj's adventures.

Convicted murderer Mark Trex escapes from an asylum and heads to New York City believing that his favorite band's occult hit song, which told of Satan and death, is true.

Two runaways find work in a sleazy New York TV station and try to clean up programming.

A streetwise New York police officer transforms into the world's most unusual superhuman hero.