When an approaching storm forces the cancellation of the annual football game between Fortuna and Ferndale, the two towns engage in a civil war of sorts.

A travelogue that follows the events of I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS. Cynical International rockstar Bené and his loyal sidekick Beefy traverse Europe, from Helsinki to Paris. As Bené recounts the adventure to some shady government agents in search of the child assassin that once saved the rockstar's life, a repressed secret from Bené and Beefy's past is gradually brought to light.