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Swishbucklers is an offbeat comedy about three macho martial artists who join an all-gay production of The Three Musketeers in order to save their dojo. The trials and tribulations of our heroes give new meaning to the phrase, "All for one, and one for all!" Swordplay and jokes ensue amidst a touching story of friendship and tolerance.

El Bigote returns home and takes a young mustache-wielder under his wing. When news breaks of his arrival, an old foe seeks revenge.