An argument breaks out when three school friends take an adventurous shortcut on their way home.

On their first day of eighth grade (middle school), Sam, Lexi, and Jane come up with a plan to get the most coveted table in the school cafeteria. Their strategy, however, begins to fall apart when Katy, a sixth-grade TikTok influencer, takes the spot they wanted.

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