Two amateur hitmen are tasked with taking out a burnt out pub musician

Alex and Steven are hellbent on skipping class and heading to the pub, the only thing in their way is the crazed ex KGB Headmaster Ivanco The Terrible.

On their second mission, Luke and Charlie are tasked with heading to the west of Ireland to dismantle a gambling operation.

When he hears that his Father is coming to visit, accommodation dweller Jason has to make his apartment and unhinged roommates look proper for a Christmas dinner.

Luke and Charlie are tasked with taking out another hitman who is wanted for manslaughter.