A professor recalls his atheistic father, his devoted mother and his father's blousy mistress.

A double amputee known as Mr. No Legs oversees a drug syndicate while cavorting around in his double shotgun-equipped wheelchair. When one of the syndicate's drug dealers accidentally kills his own girlfriend—whose brother is a cop—after she announces plans to leave him, the game is on to bury the evidence, protect the syndicate and evade the long arm of the law.

Tony Rome, a tough Miami PI living on a houseboat, is hired by a local millionaire to find jewelry stolen from his daughter, and in the process has several encounters with local hoods as well as the Miami Beach PD.

A private investigator endures the rigors of an insane asylum in order to locate $1 million in stolen loot.

TV star Jason Steel reluctantly becomes the sounding board for his best friends' bored wives, and must fend off their advances while managing his own fragile relationship.

Two brothers pose as women to avoid marrying a mobster's ugly daughter.

Ralph Kramden directs a play version of "A Christmas Carol" for his boss' fundraiser.