In the not-so-distant future, a virus has wiped out parts of civilization and the only hope lies with the mysterious cure known as Narcissus.

The epic journey of a man coming to understand his homosexuality is set against the formulaic Hero's Journey in this satire of an English Studies Educational film, complete with narrator and host.

An out of work husband takes his wife's advice on exaggerating his work experience. When he does, he accidentally lands a job as a superhero. Now with no powers to speak of, he must become a hero as his city is threatened by a great evil.

When Lord Menace returns from the dead to terrorize San Antonio, the old gang must reassemble to fight evil once more. Unfortunately, since their last adventure the gang has become complacent. They have families, lives, and weight gain, so how can they fight an otherworldly evil when they first must get in shape?