Delila is a bored young lady who has an obvious stalker, Bill. As Delila watches TV, and Bill watches Delila, she fantasizes about what she sees.

After the events in the first Scary Tales movie, Mr Longfellow (Joel D. Wynkoop) has moved on from his bogus job placement agency to a new venture, to allow him to tell his fantastical tales. Welcome to "Mr. Longfellow's Used Car Lot."