Celebrates and lampoons the televised Halloween specials of yore in a series of slaptastic sketches in the most nonsensical and cheapest ways possible.

Dr. Gideon Lear just wants to put on the greatest Passion play this little town has ever seen, but his Jesus has disappeared, the lead actress is distracted by a love triangle with the understudy and a high school sweetheart, some filthy hobo won't go away and someone is painting ominous warnings on the door.