Youngster Dogmatix, ordered by the Germanic tribe on a mission to procure wenches for his bored chieftain, is struck with a blow, along with his mace mate: the Roman Empire arrives and demands some intense bashing!

Although the Romans believe they have conquered all of Germania, a village in the mountain valley continues to resist the empire as long as Caesar's daughter remains married to the local chieftain. One day, when Dogmatix is supposed to accompany this woman to the baths, a group of renegade legionaries manages to send her over the Jordan and conscript him into their own army. As a result, the unexpected giant finds himself in dangerous tiger country, where a legendary time tree is said to be located. By means of this magical botany he undertakes an unbelievable journey, perhaps to be able to set everything right again!

An unknown force from outer space once made its way to earth 3,000 years ago, flying around as a yellow dot like a mosquito and feeding on human flesh bite by bite. A voodoo priest from the Caribbean decided to take up the fight against the evil. But even he, after banishing the alien into a shell, could hardly prevent the modern civilization of the present, or Jochen's clique, from bringing that curse back to life one day while having fun in the bath. Holidaymakers beware, the yellow danger is on the loose!

Jochen and his brother Alexander, called "The Car Cannibals," really only steal the best: Ferraris and Porsches. Their ancestors in the Wild West were horse thieves and shot their way out of trouble. Can the love of a woman set them on the right path?

Camping at the bathing lake is what the young ladies of today like - but the vacation is quickly disturbed when two guys come up with a very special idea to catch the young vegetables on the fly: A cannibal trap! It's a matter of setting it up and waiting for someone to fall in, that's how easy it is! It comes as it must come: Karin and Uta "fall" for it - and look: The thing runs, love is in the air. But who digs a pit for others, soon falls into one with snakes himself...

There is no end to the spook: After the yellow dot from outer space had already caused all kinds of damage before, it now decides to drive into the bodies of the nice guys next door, who from now on look for their new victims from door to door with carts, guns and blades. Soon the army must also move out and fight against a whole crowd of obsessed karate fighters, but the final battle is thus far from being defeated, as long as the massacre rages in everyone within Stadtlohn.

Charly is a complete loser who forms a gang to rescue his sister from a vampire.

The military has developed a new biological warfare agent. A corrupt officer wants to sell the death virus to the Mafia. Since the leading doctor died during the tests, a replacement is needed quickly. The replacement is quickly found, but he steals the agent and runs off with it. Now begins a bloody hunt for the doctor and his two daughters...

On the shores of a deserted island, a band of pirates anchors with the intention of digging up a legendary treasure of gold. In their expedition, however, they have made the bill without hooded murderous monks, who populate the island in droves, all intruders, which they get hold of, cruelly slaughter and even eat from the flesh of their enemies. A randomly passing blonde and her conditionally defensive bodyguard round out the well-groomed chaos.

Miller, a badly injured cowboy, hears about a magic potion that is supposed to heal all wounds. He wants to get hold of it at any cost. But two men of God fearlessly stand in his way...