A mockumentary about the rise and fall of Hollywood's life coach to the stars.

Lance Hayward, a silent movie star, appears as various characters, killing quite a handful of unfortunates, using various weapons.

Tina Shepard, a telekinetic teenage girl, accidentally unchains Jason from his watery grave, allowing him to go on another killing spree in the area.

Orphaned after her parents are killed in an accident, Goldilocks is sent to live with her Uncle Hal in the country. Meanwhile, Uncle Hal, an eco-friendly engineer, discovers that greedy developers plan to destroy the wilderness around his home by building a ski resort.

An abused child is offered escape by some mysterious strangers who may or may not know where missing children truly disappear to.

Aspiring writer (with no talent) gets a job on a TV commercial, falls for an advertising executive.