It's that age old story of beauty and the beast with our own little twist... big burly bears and cute young teenagers.

When porn director Nick Capra gives his lecture on the ins and outs of making porn he uses classic late 70's films to get some of his points across. What's a good lead in? Where's a nice location? What about a story line? These important questions and more are answered when Nick shows us that he's the Porn Authority.