Smith is a hitman. Her latest mission is to infiltrate the Sapphire Masquerade ball to eliminate a high value target, there is just one problem. She isn't alone.

Young student Delaney enters the world of online dating, in spite of the words of caution offered to her by her flatmate, Kira. However, once her first few dates fall flat, her romantic life spirals rapidly out of control as she begins to absurdly arrange upwards of 8 dates a day in her search for "the one". Will she find him or is it just walking icks that lie ahead for her?

This New Year's Eve, introverted student Jamie makes a heinous discovery shortly ahead of his first experience with MDMA, as his drug-enthused mates teach him the fabled 'Sellotape technique'....