An antiquarian acquires a rare, cursed book and then finds that he cannot get rid of it.

Deep in the heart of the garden state, the worlds greatest bachelor party is being planned. Things seem to be going smoothly until the unthinkable happens. New Jersey's two biggest idiots, Mo & Doyle get involved. The groom to be is kidnapped and all fingers point to Mo and Doyle. These two morons along with the help of their friend Kira, try to set things straight.