After being robbed for the third time, roommates hire the ultimate "Home Security," a ninja. Eventually the ninja becomes too comfortable and makes one of the roommates question his sexuality, at which point he has to be let go. "Don't worry, he'll find his way."

Jack is the nomad of the film's title. He is a homeless street performer who brings Shakespeare's soliloquies to life each afternoon on various street corners around the city of Denver. He moves around the urban landscape from park bench to bus bench with his best friend, an aging dog named Bones.

A contemporary comedy about four unlikely individuals who meet accidentally during a modern convenience store robbery. The modern part being, Danny the clerk, has decided to rob his customers as they enter the store.