When Dr. Canute is appointed Director of Veterans Hospital, he decides that what the boys that came back from Vietnam need is not Bob Hope to entertain them, but they need girls..nurses…Teenage Nurses!

Melvin lives a boring life, running an antique shop and sneaking off to 42nd Street to watch dirty movies, while dreaming that he too may some day seduce a woman. One afternoon, he finds a strange old urn that, when rubbed a special way, unleashes a genie capable of satisfying his every wish.

Large-breasted Terry has an affair with Victor, fiancé of her sister Claudia. However, Victor isn't quite the wronged fiancé, as it turns out that he's having an affair with a hot young thing. Further, Ada–Terry's mother and Claudia's stepmother–has a plan to terrorise Claudia out of her inheritance.

Angela is haunted by guilt for the morbid bond with her brother Peter, who is destined to be a priest. In an attempt to free herself from this passion, she embarks on a descent into the infernal rounds of erotic love.

Under the influence of her "bad" friend, Cathy is caught experimenting with drugs by her religious mother. The parents feel the best thing for their wayward daughter is a little psychiatric observation. Little do they realize they are sending poor, innocent Cathy to a hell-hole of an institution, where she is repeatedly raped, abused, and is in danger of losing her mind. The only doctor who shows her understanding persuades her to be released under his supervision. Cathy soon finds herself traveling from the frying pan into the fire...

After dumping his pregnant girlfriend, an arrogant chauvinist is hit by a van and reincarnated as a woman.

During the course of his experiments at the Institute of Sexual Research, Dr. Charles Cherrypopper comes up with a rather interesting device... the Electro-Testicular Cock-Erector, which will cause every man in the nation to suffer an instant and unbelievable erection! The good doctor has a plan to put the device into action, and in the resulting confusion, take over the government! But, our heroine, Penelope Juiceslit, has other ideas, and sets out to stop the wicked doctor before it's too late.

Harvey and Linda are very much in love and looking to get married. Two problems - Linda is much younger than Harvey and she must have sex every hour on the hour. Neither of these two "problems" cauise much difficulty for the couple or their extended family and circle of friends.

Private Mark Andrews is a new soldier on his way to Fort Dix. He's a good looking lad who always has his gun cocked. His journey to Fort Dix takes him deep into the heartland. He soon catches the eye of a blonde waitress.