Three dating show contestants discover the charming, cuddly bachelorette of the show may be far more dangerous than she seems. As they navigate absurd romance challenges, their fragile masculinity is tested in grotesque ways. Despite desperately striving to win the favour of their bachelorette, the three discover one by one that they may be in for more than they bargained for.

A shy teenager finally works up the courage to ask his crush for a skate at the local roller rink, but just as sparks begin to fly, her jealous ex-boyfriend storms in with his cronies.