"Only fifty minutes to go until the end of the world, please head to the check-out!", thus goes the instruction that rings out from the loudspeakers of a Moscow supermarket. When cashier Gulya shuts up the shop and resolves to prepare for the apocalypse, a naked individual appears from amongst the aisles to claim that he has arrived from the future with the task of saving the planet. Originally from Bishkek, Gulya is supposedly the chosen mother of the savior, whom he, Alexander Merkuriev, is to impregnate. The morning after however it soon becomes clear that Alexander ended up in the wrong supermarket with the wrong Gulya. The right Gulya, who is actually from Tashkent, cannot keep the revelation to herself on learning of her destiny, and wastes no time in breaking the story to the media. This in turn proves such a sensation that even the Presidential Administration of Russia gets involved. All involved are soon brought back to earth however when a headmistress from a provincial...

"Only fifty minutes to go until the end of the world, please head to the check-out!", thus goes the instruction that rings out from the loudspeakers of a Moscow supermarket. When cashier Gulya shuts up the shop and resolves to prepare for the apocalypse, a naked individual appears from amongst the aisles to claim that he has arrived from the future with the task of saving the planet. Originally from Bishkek, Gulya is supposedly the chosen mother of the savior, whom he, Alexander Merkuriev, is to impregnate. The morning after however it soon becomes clear that Alexander ended up in the wrong supermarket with the wrong Gulya. The right Gulya, who is actually from Tashkent, cannot keep the revelation to herself on learning of her destiny, and wastes no time in breaking the story to the media. This in turn proves such a sensation that even the Presidential Administration of Russia gets involved. All involved are soon brought back to earth however when a headmistress from a provincial...

Drybone the Immortal and Shieldmaiden Barbara are preparing for their wedding, but not all Barbara's relatives are happy about the union. Her strong-willed aunt, Queen Brungilda, believes her niece deserves a more suitable match. In a misguided attempt to stop the wedding, she unwittingly casts a powerful sleeping charm on Barbara. The Queen proclaims that the legendary Elixir of Life can save Barbara, but only a truly noble knight will survive the treacherous path to the Elixir, hidden in a perilous place where danger lurks at every turn. Drybone, known as a dark sorcerer, stands no chance in this noble quest, so he enlists Elijah, a true and valiant knight but clumsy and fearful, to join him. In a tale filled with action, magic, and humor, only a true hero can save Barbara and restore peace and joy to the kingdom.