Alfy is 30 and on the dole. So what does he want with a stuffed tern, a shooting stick, a Harris Tweed suit and a shotgun?

A country cowboy joins the navy to see the world but joins a world of action beyond his wildest dream. You'll never keep him down on the farm after he's seen the surfers, the sailors, the leather, and the leathernecks.

Proto-porn time-capsule involving Billy, who always gets himself into trouble, being rescued and redeemed by Robert, an older man.