Lascivious detective Sherlick Holmes and his equally randy partner Dr. Watson discover a time machine that transports them to New York City in the swinging 1970's. The duo encounter a pimp whose ire Holmes rises after Holmes proceeds to seduce said pimp's stable of hookers.

Charles Jekyll and his naggy wife Linda move into Charles' deceased grandfather's old house where Charles finds a hidden lab, a hunchback and a special magic love potion that makes him irresistible to women.

Young Lisa brings her fiancé home to meet her parents, who don't know he's black. They are shocked and servants appalled, but he helps her mom feel better, and Lisa satisfies her dad.

Two former classmates reunite at their school's athletic stadium to reminisce about their youth, but the discussion, and ensuing flashbacks, soon take them back to shocking and perverse memories.