A retiring gun for hire gets assigned the job of guarding a young, feisty Hungarian beauty in a remote cottage somewhere in the French Ardennes. Heat, stench and boredom push their relationship to the edge until only an irrevocable deed can establish some sort of new order.

Ernst and Bobbie are given an impossible mission: they have to return a rare animal to its natural habitat. To complete this task, they decide to travel deep into the jungle...

By an unfortunate twist of fate, Ernst and Bobbie end up on a giant cruise ship. The captain seems to have disappeared, and of course, Ernst and Bobbie set out to find him. But then they discover that a villain is on board! Their search leads them to a tropical bounty island — where the captain is hiding...

By accident, Ernst and Bobbie call the emergency helpline 0900-WATER and end up promising to help find clean drinking water in the African country of Nbuku...