Open and uninhibited Mary convinces her uptight goody-goody two shoes best friend Melody to loosen up and dive into an exciting and eye-opening new world of unbridled sexual experimentation.

Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as “Boris Ballsitch,” a captain within the Russian Secret Service, travels to America to encounter our “capitalistic techniques”. Exactly what better location than at a whorehouse? He winds up at “The Dude Ranch” and meets a cast of characters that sound like they walked from the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s “Jack Ticklewell,” “Long John the Handyman,” and “Miss Little,” the golden-haired manager associated with Nude, er, I mean Dude Ranch exactly where Boris is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos.

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

Meet Stanley Jones. Stanley lands a job as a hapless rent collector for Mr. Watson. Warned by Watson about those collectors who failed before him, Stanley sets out on a path doomed to failure. At each door he's seduced by another tenant bent on satisfying her insatiable lust!

Harry is investigating several murders which occur during the course of the movie. Untrue to his name, Harry Hard occasionally could use an assist from a production assistant, alas, several feet of film are wasted by the talent addressing the issue.