A new mother begins to suspect that her nanny is scheming to steal her baby and her husband.

When Lindsay gets the chance to sign up to the notoriously exclusive dating service Eternity, she clashes with Will, her first date. They mutually agree this dating service has been a complete bust and make a deal to get their money back. However, when they turn up at the door, they find all the furniture gone, Eternity nowhere to be found and make a pact to find out the truth – they’ve been conned! Or have they…?

The world of a blissfully detached woman in her 20s turns upside down when she's forced to adjust to the ordinary life that exists beyond working at The Box Trap, an off-the-wall lesbian bar, and its rivalry with the gay club across the street, The Cock Catcher.