Robbie, a divorced Amsterdam commoner, is meanly denied access to his son Tommi, except for monthly visitation. He grudgingly accepts when a loan shark offers to scrap his debt and throw in some cash for a simple service. Robbie must simply trick Marius, a man he never knew, to the port for a fictitious job. As he gets to know Marius, he starts feeling for the generous sociable type. His conscience wants him to warn the mark he's likely to be beaten up.

A couple can not have children, because the man is infertile. They decide to abduct the most popular singer of the Netherlands (Dries Roelvink) and to get a child with her and his seed. This leads to embarrassing situations.

Spike, an aspiring rapper, gets sucked into a criminal environment and ends up in jail for smuggling drugs.