A gangster decides to murder his wife. He hires a hypnotist to program a psychopathic sex maniac to handle the dirty work and sends the killer to the remote Canadian cabin where his wife is vacationing - alone.

Patrick is a struggling screenwriter who takes a second job as a male prostitute. He is supposed to write by day and do right by his lonely clientele at night, but he develops writer's block. When Patrick decides to draw from his amorous experiences as inspiration for his next screenplay, the women conspire to prevent it.

Julia goes to a movie to cheer herself up. She arrives late and is given a seat in the middle of the row. But surrounding her are the theatre's most distracting patrons!