Two pirates, Jiggy and Anchor, have stolen their captain's treasure map. Their plan to cooperate and "get rich quick" quickly turns into a lesson of what it truly means to be a pirate.

Three bumbling Army reservists are hustled onto a plane headed for combat in Iraq -- but the fact that the plane drops them in Mexico doesn't stop them from "liberating" what they believe to be the Middle East.

Atonin Zib, granted eternal life by three mysterious figures, must in return carry out deadly tasks to ensure their clandestine control over humanity.

Follow Ariel's adventures before she gave up her fins for true love. When Ariel wasn't singing with her sisters, she spent time with her mother, Queen Athena. Ariel is devastated when Athena is killed by pirates, and after King Triton outlaws all singing. Along with pals Flounder and Sebastian, Ariel sets off in hopes of changing her father's decision to ban music from the kingdom.

Harper wants to know why her relationships keep failing. In an attempt to understand, she enlists two of her exes to help her look at their past through an anthropological lens.