We're at the Grizzly Inn for the big, annual Bear Weekend festivities. Mick is the owner of the Inn, Mike is the gardener, Eric is the houseman. Eric is used to the West Hollywood type gym guys like himself.

It's four hours of hairy beary sex. Hair here, hair there, everywhere a bear bear. Fans of the anti-shaved-n-waxed brigade should be lining up soon, we're sure.