In this fake documentary that skewers the world of no-budget camcorder cinema, amateur filmmaker Ed Benjamin and his kid sister Meredith put their savings into producing a direct-to-video sexy vampire flick. They foolishly hire ex-soap star Veronica Weaver as the lead, whose eccentricities and diva behavior threaten to wreck the entire production.

Rival suburban divorcees Bettie and Joan must set aside their differences and work together to defeat an infestation of bloodthirsty cloth dolls.

The footage from Ed and Meredith's sexy vampire flick may have been destroyed, but their embarrassing video diaries survived.