Someday there'll be a 12-step program for everything ... even facesitting. And if you're Kelly O'Dell, that day is now. Join director Jim Enright on an obsessive-compulsive excursion into facesitting where you "do it" until you get it. Unless you're the viewer, in which case you never quite get over it. Now watch this. Then sit on a happy face!

Adult film director Buttwoman is arrested. At the jail more lesbian anal adventures ensue.

Police Detective Michael Kellman hunts for a killer who left an ice pick in the back of a blackmailer. His prime suspect: a promiscuous and mysterious beauty named Nikki Wilds. His complication: the dark sexual attraction he feels for the woman he is trying to bust.

More adventures at Lost River College with the Upsilon Sigma Sorority. It's "Hell Week" for the new pledges, who work dilligently to relieve their pre-induction ceremony jitters. Meanwhile, Easy Ed tries to prove that the Cantrelle women are responsible for the disappearance of Joe Don Wolf.