Vampires are alive - but they want you dead! Welcome to Hell Week at Malibu State University! It's a vampire conspiracy for world domination - one dead college student at a time.

Harry Smith is your typical sexually-unfulfilled husband whose wife Olivia is more interested in UFOs than in him. With the help of his friend Sam, Harry makes Olivia believe that he has been abducted by aliens, when really he has an affair with the new dancer at the strip club which he and his wife own. But the tables are turned when Harry really is abducted by aliens, and they give him the remarkable ability to bring a woman to orgasm simply by looking at her.

The UFO-Demon, Rabaalhazor, has sent the vampire, Natalia to destroy the Earth. Each time she takes a victim a natural disaster rocks the planet. Humanity's only hope is the sexy sorority pledge, Buffy, and the members of her sisterhood. She must not only save the world but she also must save herself from the perverted desires of both Rabaalhazor and Natalia.

At a seaside hotel, a film crew is making a movie while a love triangle unfolds.

When the wranglers go on, the Levi's come off. Starring beautiful Lauren, pretty Angela, gorgeous Brittney and a range of beautifies the likes of which you've never seen. So gather around the campfire, or better yet the VCR.