Our favourite Essex fella Romford Ron and fit as fuck cheeky bugger Mersey Ryda ran into each other outside the local café the other day. Thank fuck that we were on hand to catch up on their unexpected reunion, eh lads! Guess what... they've met before but under totally different circumstances, though. But hey, that’s all in the past, right?

Blokes with bad habits, filth on their minds, and one monster proper tasty whopper that just won’t behave.