An incestuous and industrious pair of modern-day vampires finds their clever manner of acquiring sustenance threatened by a nosy New Jersey health inspector and a determined investigative reporter in director John Orrichio's sexualized tale of life among the undead. The LeGaults know well that to stalk the streets for prey is to leave themselves open to exposure. Instead of seeking out blood the old-fashioned way, the LeGaults opt to open a blood donation center that will provide them with the nourishment they need to survive without the risks that go along with using their fangs. A New Jersey health inspector named Jerry is on to them, though, and along with a little help from intrepid reporter Phyllis, he soon prepares to rip the lid off of the LeGault's bizarre scam. When a chance encounter with two students of the occult reveals the true motivation behind the LeGaults' philanthropic front...

Decades after it was used to bludgeon an 80’s punk rocker to death, a vintage typewriter with lyrical powers falls in the lap of a failing songwriter.

Everybody's favorite stiff is back! Working fools Larry Wilson and Richard Parker have uncovered a dirty, little secret: Their former boss, Bernie Lomax, embezzled $2 million and placed it in a safe deposit box in the Caribbean. Now, the boys are ready to go after the loot, but they can't do it alone -- they need poor Bernie's help. Can the buddies give their ex-boss new life?

Three True Tales of the Unknown The life of Harris Fisher was changed forever the night he got lost. What did he see driving on that dark road? Who was behind the bright lights that blinded him in the woods? Uncover the truth in story #1 "A Message to Harris." Bridget is a troubled young woman with secrets she cannot explain. But what happens when Bridget finds herself crossing the line of space and time. Episode #2 "Time Slip" The coal mines of Larksville, Pennsylvania have been closed for decades. One of the miners, dead for over 95 years, still has something important to say. Carol, a young woman who now lives in the miner's house with her father, is the recipient of his message. What does he need to say. Find out in episode #3 "The Larksville Ghost"