Photographer, Cosmo, a great provincial seducer who does not miss a chance to twist young women. Even married women or widows do not miss her morbid attentions. During a frosty winter, with the country literally flooded by snow, Cosmo undertook, tired of his routine by Don Giovanni province, a strange game of seduction, made of eye-catching looks and voyeuristic hints, with a colleague of whom he is in love.

A young woman with bad luck in love is looking for a suitable partner.

In the run-up to a song festival, all kinds of intrigues and pressures are unleashed behind the scenes: the script must be continually adapted depending on who momentarily prevails in the backroom maneuvers, with record companies, politicians and schemers of various calibers intent on fighting each other without holds barred to grab victory in advance. In the meantime, the organization is falling apart. Having recruited the almost complete Bagaglino cast, under the parody of Sanremo we see yet another rehash of "Champagne" or "Bucce di banana".