Mrs. Barrington (the character) can't seem to keep her rich husbands alive. They always die off, with her help, leaving her with loads of money. After all, a girl's got to make a living.

John Holmes is dictating his memoirs on the terrace of a penthouse in New York City. He has just left sunny California and all the wild orgies. He is desperately searching for the one woman who can deep throat his massive manhood. He's looking for...The New York City Woman.

Once upon a time a little girl grew up to be a very stacked young lady...When, Lilly, called Dirty Lilly by her friends, got too big and too hot for her mother to handle she was thrown out into the world on her own. So begins her search for Daddy, who left Mommy so many years ago.

Two old west bank robbers take refuge on a rural farm that's been threatened with foreclosure, as they try to escape the law. Instead they find themselves caught up in a web of non-stop lust with the local girls, until a genius plan is hatched: to open a brothel!

An hard-core farce about a niece who inherits her dead uncle's money, but has to find it before collecting. Standing in Penny's way is her wicked, vile aunt who would inherit everything if something were to happen to Penny. The evil aunt hatches many plots to kill Penny off.

A collection of sketches parodying various porn and TV tropes. Occasionally, between the segments, one of the performers will talk about his or her sexual fantasy in a more serious and straightforward way.

Punkin, former sex film starlet turned maid to rich old Mr. Crean-Smith marries her employer, only to discover that, try as she might to fit in, his old money cronies still view her as nothing more than 'the help'.

While hosting a masked orgy, socialite Scarlet is murdered by an unknown killer. Hired to investigate the case is put upon private dick Dexter Sleuth, who immediately takes to interviewing the soiree’s various guests.

Gus drives a truck but is more interested in having sex than making deliveries.