Pompous, but powerful head Greek god Jupiter Stormbringer is having trouble coping with the 20th century. He's especially upset about his current lack of loyal followers. Jupiter goes down to earth to try and convince several mortal women to worship him by having sex with them. Meanwhile, Jupiter's fellow gods watch his faltering attempts at converting new disciples from their base way up in the heavens.

Private Mark Andrews is a new soldier on his way to Fort Dix. He's a good looking lad who always has his gun cocked. His journey to Fort Dix takes him deep into the heartland. He soon catches the eye of a blonde waitress.

Student Georgia shares an apartment with three girls. They are worried since Georgia is still a virgin, a problem they soon find a solution for.