After a series of fruitless relationships, an innocent young woman ventures out yet again into the cruel world of desperate assholes, the social wasteland known as Hollywood, California. On a blind date, hoping to find Mr. Right, she ends up finding Mr. Dramatic, a lonely man afflicted by the bitter pain of living in his own world. Together, these two seemingly pathetic souls discover that someone perfect could really be out there for each of them. Unfortunately, all Hell must break loose in a filthy meat market for this understanding to take hold. It isn't pretty, but neither is dating in LA.

On the trail of a sinister conspiracy, Mark interrogates hot and horny Brazilian beauty Valery. Once she gets her hands on his big stiff cock, will he be the one who spills all? Meanwhile, sexy spy Michelle Moist infiltrates Mitchell Longhorn's secret organization by posing as a stripper and giving him her fantastically fit body to play with. She soon ends up dancing on his pole!

After her stay-at-home husband leaves her, a workaholic lawyer finds that she is not completely up to the tasks of caring for her young son, ailing father and household all by herself.