An eight-year-old girl finds a way to bring her warrior comic book heroine Xanadu Hellfire from the future to the present. Xanadu's evil sister follows, and stuff gets crazy. Inspired by everything from Conan to Thor, Mad Max, and Clerks.

Peter calls to confirm an appointment time with his financial advisor. However, what he thinks will be a quick phone call, turns swiftly into what seems to be a never ending journey of questions and answers. Can Peter keep his composure and make it successfully on the other side of The Call Center?