Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific Polonia brothers. It was released on DVD by Camp Motion Pictures.Starring Erin Brown, Erika Smith, Alison Whitney, Brice Kennedy, Ken Van Sant and Dave Fife, Splatter Beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach, and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire.

Some teenagers in an old house find that there's something evil in the water.

Outrageous shenanigans galore as three gorgeous call girls spend the night in a creepy old mansion haunted by the murderous spirit of "Bag-Job," a psychopathic grocery store employee with an evil disposition.

A woman transforms into a cat monster.

After a perfect bank heist, three criminals high-tail it to an old cabin in the woods to split the $100,000 they stole. Little do they know that an alien being from a crashed saucer is prowling the woods for food. The suspense tightens as greed, fear, and paranoia split the group apart as the hungry creature closes in on them. Terror and shock in the usual Polonia Brothers tradition!

Six months ago, Marty Beck rented a haunted house to inspire the writing of his new horror novel and vanished. Now, parapsychologist Dr. Pollenfax and two of his students hope to unravel the mystery. Entering the house, they're greeted by the late Mr. Beck's spirit, who informs them that they're standing at the gateway to hell -- and that Pollenfax's visit is long overdue.

Heather is an exotic dancer who has become a vampire and works at a nightclub named Vamps, managed by her fiancé Seamus, a defrocked priest. They learn that they have made a powerful enemy in Elizabeth, another comely female vampire whose sister was killed by the denizens of Vamps years before. Elizabeth is eager to get revenge against Heather and her fellow vampire strippers, especially since Heather and Seamus could possibly bring about the Prophesy of the Redeemer, which would bring an end to vampires once and for all.

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