Thirteen-year-old Jessie is in love with Michael, a 17-year-old guitar instructor and aspiring musician. When she finally captures his interest, she lies and tells him she's 16. But what will Michael do when he discovers the truth?

His wife's a bitch. His kids are nuts. What's a man to do? Cheat. Adultery is the main course for gluttonous family man, Carmine Carbone, whose obsessive libido plunges him into an endless cycle of suburban misadventures. With a little help from his wise guy brother, Joey, and sexy sister-in-law, Cecile, life's little pleasures become an immoral menu of sin.