Miles and Jessica, two polar opposites, match with each other online and meet up for a date. What begins as a simple chat at a coffee shop soon spirals into a nightmare as they encounter one awkward situation after another, culminating in a borderline destructive clash of personalities.

Fast-food worker, Howard Conray, is discontent with his life so he decides to solve a series of murders. The closer he gets to the truth, the more deluded he becomes. Soon Howard is a vigilante detective battling a devious crime lord, chatting with a shady drug dealer, and trying to save the integrity of his ex-girlfriend.