While on an awkward picnic, Randy and Amanda's first date goes from bad to worse when an axe murderer joins the mix. Randy attempts to lead Amanda away from danger, but soon they find themselves face to face with a killer. They must work together to stay alive and save their date.

Three soon-to-be college graduates in Burlington, Vermont become entangled in an absurd plot involving their professor running for mayor, an Elvis impersonator, protesting students, and a group of radical artists.