Crank and Drag and All That Slag follows two punk-rock monsters working the graveyard shift at a monsters-only sandwich shop called Slabway, where the moto is Eat flesh! When Crank's boyfriend Sterling comes in for a pre-date visit, he has an unexpected confrontation with Susan, the heinous Gorgon manager of Slabway, and chaos ensues. Relationships are tested and sandwiches are made in this scare-raising workplace comedy!

At the end of their first date, Lexie tries to let Tristan down easy. Unable to handle the rejection, Tristan kidnaps Lexie to “teach her a lesson” with the help of his friends Luke and Kyle. However, their arrogance quickly wears off as they realize that they are in over their heads and they kidnapped the wrong girl.