A museum worker pretends to be an artist in order to impress women. When an attractive assistant director of a SoHo art gallery overhears him, she offers to exhibit his work. He plays along, which leads to a series of complications following his newfound double life. He starts falling in love with the assistant director, but her art critic fiancé grows suspicious.

During the Civil War, a Quaker couple risks their lives by helping runaway slaves.

A Los Angeles radio-station manager's girlfriend shows his teenage daughter how to be sexy.

Two obnoxious and dim-witted misfits attempt to save a school for needy children by attempting to sneak into the wealthy high society of Palm Beach to get the money needed for their cause.

Two zany Cape Bretoners try to win a Loonie giveaway to the Sydney Tar Ponds to build a golf course on the contaminated site.