Picture opens with a traveling salesman showing cute redhead Ellie Mae his samples, and we know we're in for a feature length movie not adapted from Shakespeare or George Bernard Shaw but rather drawn from the culture of stag films and dirty jokes. Dalana Bissonnette, aka Kay White, plays Ellie and she's brightened up dozens of cheap porn I've seen without ever achieving a following or recognition. What the salesman is pitching turns out to be a book about sex, appropriately. Film continues with a busy kitchen and living room where girls and cousins hump interchangeably. To a studious schoolgirl he's just humped a boy remarks "You couldn't do that with a book", words for shiftless layabouts and slackers to live by.

Between You & Me is a confidential expose' of sorts, narrated by a character who's anxious to share some big secret with us. Promised to be told "what the real story is behind all this," we are carried from one sexual encounter to the next, in a complex morality tale about the evils of juicy gossip. Gary, the narrator and protagonist, is clearly a monomaniac, and his narration gets demented very early on. Apparently, in this small town, very little else is on anybody's mind but fucking and wanting to know what "really happened between Gary and Jenny." In one scene, a beautiful girl named Debbie interrupts a wonderful blowjob she is giving to ask this very question. All the Deviate can tell you is that the secret is a bloody one although he still doesn't know who did what and why. But who cares? The girls are extremely goodlooking, each and every one.