Party girls Kirsten, Jade and Heather are heading out for a night of pot and booze when they are carjacked by a crazed woman holding a bag of stolen money. The woman rants about being on the run from vampires and then holds the girls hostage in their home. The girls bide their time and don't believe the woman's nutty story...until a creepy stranger shows up at their window.

A woman cleans the home of hipsters. Then she reveals her secret profession.

When sad-sack Nick Lassey is told he can't rent a paddle boat alone, an upbeat stranger volunteers to be his partner and the two set off on an awkward boat journey.

In the not so distant future, a team of white collar criminals are enlisted by the Federal government to thwart a cyber-attack that threatens to bankrupt the United States of America.

Sardonic Cynthia walks us through a play-by- play of a recent "squicky" date, requiring her to confront some uncomfortable truths.