After goofball Rich accidentally decapitates his best friend Benny while trimming a Christmas tree with a machete, he's forced to go on a quest to find God's bong and use it to bring his friend back to life. Az the Demon and Boogar.

Two low-budget dancers perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, who is so creeped out and shocked by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by a supernatural Killer Thong.