The film is about the put-upon Juan Pablo, misused by his gold-digging, cheating girlfriend, pranked by her punk son, arm-twisted and hustled by the security guard at his workplace and forced to do all the work that the dolt, cellphone game app-addicted, gum-snapping boss is supposed to do.

Jose, the town drunk is attacked by the Chupacabras and unknowingly becomes a Chupacabra himself. Like a vampire, he transforms and attacks his victims at night. His victims are typically very attractive women. Once bitten, these women lose their inhibitions. The problem is solved by two guys from a different galaxy.

Migue, the oldest member of the band Los Chicos, is kidnapped prior to a show. After the concert, the band receives a call telling them the location where they can rescue Migue. They decide to escape police protection and make their way to the port in hopes of finding him.

"The Bandit" is a ruthless yet intelligent hitman, feared and respected by all crime bosses for his ability to carry out brutal assignments without leaving a trace. Once he accepts a contract, nothing can stop him—until he meets a woman who shakes his focus and makes him vulnerable.