A down-on-his-luck football kicker decides to give up his dreams of making it in the NFL and to move to Texas with his fiancée. The only things standing in their way are 1000 miles of road and every single person that they care about.

Someone is killing beautiful young Hipsters in East L.A. Charlie is a crime scene cleaner working for Aftershocks Inc. with a penchant for Sherlock Holmes type deduction. Wallace is an out-of-luck filmmaker working as a crime scene videographer. The detectives covering the murders are apathetic at best but with good names (Henry and Carlita, particularly Carlita). Good names, bad attitudes.